jueves, 13 de junio de 2013

Famous joke about globalization!


Hello!!
I don't know if you had a bad or good day, I just continue with the custom of post something funny!
This time it's a famous joke about globalization and Princess Diana, here it is:

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.

That, my friend, is Globalization!





lol  it's funny, but true! and if you do not believe this, just see which is the origin of some products that you use and you will have many things that come from different countries, the majority of them would probably come from China, or at least here in Mexico it is...  Come on!! just be curious and do it!

Greetings for all of you!





miércoles, 12 de junio de 2013

Funny things that we say!




Hi everybody!!
I saw this video and made me laugh!! because it's the truth about some things we say, we hear or what's sometimes is in our mind but we never say a word about that it!

Especially I think the most common thing that we have done, and as this video shows, is the way we talk to our dog! Come on! everyone has done some time in their  life if they have had dogs

Hope you enjoy it!




martes, 11 de junio de 2013

A funny cartoon about globalization!

Hi everybody!

I found this picture and wanted to share it with you, the beginning of globalization!! haha
it's not really true,just kidding! but I think that McDonald's  one of the most popular example of globalization in the world!!I think McDonald's wants to go until the moon!

Best wishes!










lunes, 10 de junio de 2013

women talk three times more than men! checked!


Although the majority was suspecting, now it is scientifically proven that women talk more than a man!

In fact, they overcome them even in  three times, so while  in average approximately 20 thousands words  go out  for the mouth  of a woman, the man uses only 7 thousands of words,  that is to say, 13 thousand less  than the women.

The previuos results were published in the new  book  of the English  psychiatrist Luan Brizendine, in wich  she states that the same  inherent differences between the brains of men and women explain why women are naturally more talkative than women. 

Doctor Brizendine makes sure in its study that differences begin the counterfoil, where the sexual hormone,
which shapes the development of the male brain, and the result is that men talk less and struggle to express their emotions more on par with women.

If that was not sufficient, the simple fact of speaking unleashes  a series of chemical reactions in womens brain that produce  to them  a sensation similar to that felt by heroin addicts when supplied are a dose!!

This amazing you know? Now we know why mans can express their feelings as easily as women!  but men do not take that as an excuse and don't be liars! 

Womens! let's get to talk more and more and make the men crazy! haha just kidding!





Welcome!

Hi everybody! 

Welcome to my blog I'll be posting about globalization, language and communication!

I hope you enjoy it, I'll try to post interesting things. Also I hope to met new friends!

Greetings and best wishes to all of you bloggers!